When the policeman pulls you over,
it's never good to cry.
Just sit there so politely
and look him in the eye.
Start by saying, "Sorry,
I know I blew that light."
or "I'm sure that I was speeding;
I hate to drive at night."
And when that ticket's written,
don't fret or come unglued.
Just pay the pricey ticket
and know your insurance will go up too.
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