Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells. I heard the term Tranny Claus on The Office. I HAD to write a song.
I sat on your lap.
I found out you have two boobs
and that you're not a chap.
Oh, Tranny Claus, Tranny Claus
where'd you get that suit?
What'd you do with the real Claus
and how'd you steal his boots?
Went to the mall today,
'cause I wanted pics with him,
so I stood in line for hours long
and the results were very grim.
Your beard was all askew,
your lipstick rubbing off,
and when you tried to Ho, Ho, Ho
all you did was cough!
Oh, Tranny Claus, Tranny Claus
you are not a man.
I can't stand to be a part of
your Evil Christmas Plan.
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