staked its claim upon my rump.
It was oh-so-very yummy,
but now I am quite plump.
The cookies were quite tasty;
the party was a hit.
But now I fear when I squat down
my pants are gonna split.
My Mama's appetizers,
she made them just for me.
I ate them all in just two days
and shocked my family.
I'm so relieved the food is gone;
the holidays, they're done.
If one more piece of fudge went down,
I'd have weighed a ton!
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